It’s snowing I announced to Hubby (if you look real close, you can see the flakes against the house and flowerpot). Duh he responded (or something like that since I’m making all this up), why do you think I bought this when we were at Costco yesterday? Why yes! He–who never buys himself anything unless it involves electronics which he buys for me and uses as if they’re his–had actually thrown a new shirt in the giant cart I was pushing about looking at all the new stuff that had come in for Christmas.
Talk about timely! He had dressed for the day in his navy velvety lounge pants paired with a gray long-sleeved pullover over which he was wearing the new FIELD & STREAM heavy cotton shirt he’d bought. (It’s a nondescript blue color that will go with everything.) All you need now is a lovely quilted lap cover to throw over yourself while you watch television news, I said, already having decided myself to cancel out the lecture we had planned to attend in town today, since I’d had a revelation. Today would be the perfect day to finish up that project I’d begun at least eight years ago when we were living in Las Vegas where it rarely ever snows.
After I finished up my cold cereal for breakfast, plus reading all the newspaper and checking my email, I went downstairs to the first floor where my sewing room is. This is it. See those quilt squares tacked to the wall? That’s another project I started years ago and haven’t finished. It’s my sampler quilt and I’ve only three more to finish before I can put it all together, and have my very first (and last) full sized, homemade quilt made by moi.
See those little stacks of fabric squares against the wall? Those are 5″ squares of cheap flannel fabric; about half are plaids of different colors and half are solid colors that sort of match. Over the years I’d cut about 450 of those little squares, plus 450 little squares of cotton quilt batten 4 1/2 inches square.
That’s a whole lot of cutting the same thing over and over and over and over. I’d get bored, set things aside for another day. But now I was determined to finish the darn thing. SH** or get off the pot as my old friend Barbara in Las Vegas would say. Hubby, who grew up in formerly British occupied India (until 1947) would say Defecate or abdicate but we Americans threw the English out long before I was born.
So I turned on that machine and got to sewing. To call this a “machine” is a misnomer. It’s actually a computer that I program to sew. But I still have to hold the fabric straight so I guess I can still pretend that I’m sewing. First I made little fabric sandwiches of a plaid square with a batten square in the middle and solid on the bottom. Then I sewed a straight seam from corner to corner diagonally to make a big X that will keep the cotton filling from shifting during washes. Then I sewed sandwiches to sandwiches with the raw edges all turned to one side. (These would become the fuzzy lines on the front of the quilt to give it the name Rag Quilt.)
When I’d finish sewing one row (16 rows squares) together into a long strip, I’d lay it across the ironing board and start on another one until I had a total of 14 strips with 16 squares in each. Naturally I had the tv on to msnbc so I could listen to what was happening in the world while I sewed. (I can’t whistle any more because my lips won’t pucker properly to make a proper whistle now that I’m older.)
Never mind that the solid colors didn’t always land up next to the square they actually matched. I’d asked Hubby if he’d take all the little squares and set them up in stacks so I could sew them together in strips. Rather than do the tedious task of matching each plaid to a proper solid square because that only meant it matched on one side, but maybe the other side didn’t. Capisce?
(I’m sure you do!), he decided to match things up in a 52-card pickup style* (I don’t think that’s original, but just in case I explain at the end* and **), saying it would look better if we acted like it they just fell in place like that.
Finally, after all the 5″ squares were sewed together in strips, and after the strips were all sewed together, we clipped** all the raw edges on the right side of the quilt as close as we could to the seam as we could without clipping through it. Then it went into the washer a few times, so the edges could unravel as much as they could (it’ll still continue to unravel a little every time it’s washed until it looks even fuzzier and, hopefully, better).
DONE! Now we’re actually thinking about canceling all the rest of the lectures and concerts and outside distractions until spring comes around again. There is one thing I do worry about though. When my granddaughter saw the quilt a few days before I finished it, she grabbed it and said Oh thank you, Grandma! Since I made her a giraffe quilt she’d asked for last Christmas, she assumes when I’m working on a quilt, it’s for her. I may have to hide it when she comes over!
Disclaimer: While the events in this story are all true, they didn’t necessarily happen quite like I said, and I may have lied a little bit about the sequence and I may have speeded up the process a teeny bit. It shouldn’t take 12 years like it did for me, but it will take a few days of even the most dedicated and skillful crafter! By the way, this project is easy, so easy in fact it doesn’t require a pattern or expensive fabric–you could even cut up and use up all those out-of-style, faded bluejeans that would fray beautifully.
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*52 card pickup: I have very small hands for my size (5’4″) so you can imagine how much smaller they were when I was a child. When I tried to shuffle cards on the rare occasions I played with my cousins, I’d drop all the cards on the floor and pick them up one by and and stack them in random order. They only complained about my shuffling method if I happened to win.
**If you’re thinking of making a lap quilt like this for yourself, one that involves snipping raw seams to make this fuzzy effect, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR and buy a pair of those rag quilt snips from one of the fabric stores. They cost around $20, but if you wait awhile and watch the ads, you can frequently come up with a 50% one item coupon so you can get a pair like I did for $10. They’ll be worth every penny and your hands will be so grateful.